Soldiers of the Light Tribe. These soldiers were fattened to the point of filling up the gymnasium by the hands of Cranio. Worse part is, their were 100 of these soldiers (who were already fat) that became Cranio's victims. Fortunately, they came out unharmed. Their bodyweight serves as literal armor, with bullets only jiggling their fat bodies and bouncing off as if unphased. Despite their seriousness, their more comical like at best, often panicking or coming into unfortunate and bad timing situations. Their Avatar Persona is Kappa.