"So, I found out if I got really pissed, I got the weird blonde form, then I found out if I got really pissed while I was using the divine red form, it turns blue. After that I remembered how it felt when I looked at the moon the one time, so I remembered that, and I got hairy all over, and I thought 'I wonder what happens when I combine the feeling of looking at the moon with the feeling of getting really pissed off?' so I did that, and then the weird hairy form turned golden. I'm calling it 'Golden Primordial' because I couldn't think of anything else to call it, and I kinda dig the whole blonde monkey look, but at the same time, I think I might be called racist, but I kinda don't care at the same time because I LOVE this form! I mean look at it. It... is... FABULOUS!~ If only it didn't make my lower eyelids go dark, it would be like, 1000x better.