"I'm Caret, the most dangerous hacker on the Dark Web. Never heard of me? That's because I have ZERO net presence. Take one wrong step and I'll download 500 trojans onto your computer and hire a hitman to kill you, and then I'll SWAT your house, and then I'll hire a hitman to kill you!"
"Mimi? You left your schoolbag downstairs."
"MOOOM! Not now, I'm talking to my friends!"