Scrambler is the most popular boy in his school. He runs around like a dog between classes. All the girls think he is hot shit so he gets laid fairly regularly. His favorite drinks are carbonated shrimp juice and listerine. He wears a coat that is too big for him because everybody loves it. One day he ate 3 burritos and did 5 kickflips and smoked a cigarette. That was the day he became a legend.