Howdy, stranger. You ain't from round' here, are ya? My ranch is just a stone's throw away from the ol' church. If I may, I don't quite know how they find it in em' to let me in. Prob' cuz they know I ain't like the others, but I'm still human at heart. Crazy thing, it is. I was born with abnormal hair color, and a set of cat ears, and a tail. I ain't quite like anythin' the world's seen. Only thin' closer to what I resemble is them boys from them there Japan cartoons. City boys love them Japan cartoons. Tell you what, how bout' ya grab botha us a beer. It ain't quite right havin' a conversation without a cold beer, or maybe it's just me.