"Heh-heh-heh!
I have deigned to grace thee with my presence!
Now, hurry! Offer up sweets and inari sushi to my greatness!
What? 'Too cheeky for a little fox'?
How dare you! I am a noble divine messenger serving
the Five Deities of Fushimi Inari!
...'An Inari-in-training'?
No! They have got huge expectations for my future!
It's true! Really! SERIOUSLY!"
JP:
"へっへっへー、そなたのためにわざわざ来てやったぞ。
さあ早く、甘味処といなり寿司を我に所望するのじゃ。
何?子狐のくせに生意気だ?
違うのじゃ!伏見稲荷の五柱に仕える、えらーい神様の遣いじゃぞ?
...「稲荷研修中?」
ちがう!将来に期待されてるんだからね!
ほんとだよ!ホント。マジ。"